Hello Mortals! We wanted to tape a quick introduction to explain what you’ll be reading in the coming posts. So to start, welcome to Hell! We had such a stellar 2020, we thought now would be a great time to share the behind the scenes of our hot, horrible home with you all.
My name is Susan, hi, and I’m sitting here with Brian. We like to keep things informal down here in Sulfur City, so please call me Susan instead of “Marketing and Mortal Relations Manager”, and just Brian instead of “Devil’s Advocate and Assistant”, hah hah. Now, I’m wearing a clip-on mic which has a small taping radius to just record the wearer’s voice, in this case mine! It transcribes what it hears into a diePad, Hell’s little Afterlife Tablets, a new advancement this last century. Then I crop any edit interesting portions into blog entries, add any needed punctuation, and this is what you are, and will be reading. Obviously, there is a lot of background noise in Hell, with all the screaming, whipping, crying and such, so we have adjusted this little piece just to focus on the speaker. If some loud background sounds come through the mic, they will look like this.
<High voice coughs; mic is banged>
Everything you will be reading will be from the first-person speaking perspective, and who better to represent Hell then that of our devilish ruler, Lucifer himself?! We’re pretty excited for you all to see Lucifer’s daily life. Lucy of course has approved this initiative and will do his best to explain to you all who and what he’s seeing as he goes. Now our well-dressed master is quite the talker, so we hope you have fun keeping up!
<High and low voices laughing>
